These are supposed to be funny - and we could all use a little humor in our lives now.
My wife and I are going to get drunk at 9AM on December 5th, and then we're going to fill out a lot of Christmas Cards. This year, we want to get over 200 signups. We got close last year, with 167! We could really use your help in getting the word out.
We had 317 people sign up, from 34 different countries! If I die, will you make it your life's work to tell Mark Hamill about me? Please?